{"id":364,"date":"2013-06-27T13:52:08","date_gmt":"2013-06-27T13:52:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/celesta.webzde.cz\/?p=364"},"modified":"2013-09-27T15:12:55","modified_gmt":"2013-09-27T15:12:55","slug":"13-a-14-mesic-za-mnou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.webzde.cz\/?p=364","title":{"rendered":"13. a 14. m\u011bs\u00edc za mnou :-)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak je mi zase o n\u011bjak\u00fd ten m\u011bs\u00edc v\u00edc, tak jsem pani\u010dku (zcela nen\u00e1siln\u011b) donutila, aby mi zve\u0159ejnila novou v\u00e1rku fotek, abyste si mne mohli zase nov\u011b prohl\u00e9dnout. \u00a0B\u011bhem t\u00e9to doby jsem v sob\u011b objevila nov\u00e9 vlastnosti:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">kleptomanstv\u00ed<\/span> (dle pani\u010dky kraden\u00ed) &#8211; nejrad\u011bji si bez dovolen\u00ed zap\u016fj\u010duji boty od p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dk\u016f z botn\u00edku a m\u00e1m stra\u0161nou radost z toho, kdy\u017e se roz\u010diluj\u00ed, kdo jim zase vzal tu jejich botu a kde ji najde. Ni\u010dit ty boty mne nebere, tak si je jen lehce o\u017eu\u017el\u00e1m, oslint\u00e1m a kdy\u017e p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dky nehubuj\u00ed, \u017ee jsem si n\u011bco &#8222;zap\u016fj\u010dila&#8220; tak to nech\u00e1m b\u00fdt a jdu koumat n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho.<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">demoli\u010dn\u00ed nad\u00e1n\u00ed<\/span> &#8211; jakmile na sv\u00e9 hra\u010dce objev\u00edm jakoukoliv malou d\u00edrku, dob\u00fdv\u00e1m se do n\u00ed do t\u00e9 doby, ne\u017e z n\u00ed nastane velk\u00e1 d\u00edra a hra\u010dka je v tu chv\u00edli ji\u017e nehra\u010dkou. To sam\u00e9 panuje v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, pokud mi pani\u010dka d\u00e1 na hran\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fd hadr. Chvilku mne bav\u00ed se o n\u011bj p\u0159etahovat, ale pak si ho nech\u00e1m sama pro sebe a rozkous\u00e1v\u00e1m jej na mal\u00e9 kousky. V\u00edte, jak\u00e1 je to par\u00e1da, ten trhac\u00ed zvuk?<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">cit pro bezva &#8222;sprchu&#8220;<\/span> &#8211; t\u00edm pros\u00edm rozum\u011bjte objevenou z\u00e1libu bu\u010f v proch\u00e1zen\u00ed se \u010di b\u011bh\u00e1n\u00ed v mokr\u00e9 tr\u00e1v\u011b \u010di obil\u00ed, prolo\u017een\u00e9 m\u00fdm hrabo\u0161k\u00fdm um\u011bn\u00edm. Pani\u010dka je z toho v\u017edy une\u0161ena&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Tyto m\u00e9 nov\u011b nabyt\u00e9 vlastnosti jsou \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b dokumentov\u00e1ny v <a href=\"http:\/\/celesta-bsp.rajce.idnes.cz\/Celesta_13.mesic_duben_-_kveten_2013\/\" target=\"_blank\">galerii 13. m\u011bs\u00edc<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/celesta-bsp.rajce.idnes.cz\/27.5.2013_-_Celesta_po_prochazce_v_mokre_repce\/\" target=\"_blank\">proch\u00e1zka v \u0159epce<\/a> a <a href=\"http:\/\/celesta-bsp.rajce.idnes.cz\/Celesta_14.mesic_kveten_-_cerven_2013\" target=\"_blank\">14. m\u011bs\u00edc<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00edc asi nen\u00ed t\u0159eba komentovat. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak je mi zase o n\u011bjak\u00fd ten m\u011bs\u00edc v\u00edc, tak jsem pani\u010dku (zcela nen\u00e1siln\u011b) donutila, aby mi zve\u0159ejnila novou v\u00e1rku fotek, abyste si mne mohli zase nov\u011b prohl\u00e9dnout. \u00a0B\u011bhem t\u00e9to doby jsem v sob\u011b objevila nov\u00e9 vlastnosti: kleptomanstv\u00ed (dle pani\u010dky kraden\u00ed) &#8211; nejrad\u011bji si bez dovolen\u00ed zap\u016fj\u010duji boty od p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dk\u016f z botn\u00edku a m\u00e1m stra\u0161nou &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/celesta.webzde.cz\/?p=364\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-co-je-noveho"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celesta.webzde.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celesta.webzde.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celesta.webzde.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celesta.webzde.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celesta.webzde.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/celesta.webzde.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":378,"href":"https:\/\/celesta.webzde.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions\/378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celesta.webzde.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celesta.webzde.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celesta.webzde.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}